December 2009
307 posts
Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash, May...
iskywhiskyizzytizzy:
A boss and his secretary who were having an affair saw their romantic tryst interrupted in a wince-inducing manner - after a car crash led her to accidentally bite his penis off. The 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van. The impact caused her to bite the man’s penis off. As it wasn’t...
fangs up
scarletaffair:
I feel like I should write all the things that I’m thankful for this year… its been really awesome altogether. There have been a lot of downs, but I know that they only serve to make me a better person. On the other hand, so many awesomely great things have happened to me this year. Here are a few:
I love my four bffs Eliz, JY and Flea who have been with me the whole night going...
@sherydelilah
sowrongitsmich:
What’s the radio homework?! The groupwork thingy?
yup. but chill. got 2 weeks after sch starts to finish it. so. uh. come up with concept first i guess. oh and essay topic outline due week 14.
Some really sad diseases
iskywhiskyizzytizzy:
1. Elephantiasis
Elephantiasis (often misspelled or mispronounced as “elephantitis”) is characterized by an extreme swelling of the limbs or regions of the head and neck. This effect is caused by an excess fluid build-up in the tissues. The condition is caused by several parasites that affect the lymphatic system, all of which are transmitted by mosquitoes.
2. Pica
People...
Sezairi is the new SI
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oh.
@ cetamor
HELLO LEIYI! :D
I can't remember your face
scarletaffair:
Seriously, I can’t. I hope you’ve already let go of the past…because it would really, really, be a bother if you haven’t let go.
Please, I beg you, let go of me, let go, because you are killing yourself, and not me.
Tuesday doesn’t mean anything but my birthday celebration, right? I hope so. Please don’t make things any more awkward for me. I would hate to see you look like...
On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to...
fuckyeahhappy:
WOOHOO!
Four years ago, when i was 18, i noticed that at...
iskywhiskyizzytizzy:
dabigben:
hyperballads:
meethefox:
wishful-thinking:
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omg. Cutest thing ever. <33
AWEEEEEEEE
How was your Christmas?
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Why is Jesus better than Santa Claus.
immissingyou:
justhinkaboutit:
chloej:hellomoon:
Santa lives at the North Pole. JESUS is everywhere.
Santa rides in a sleigh. JESUS rides on the wind and walks on the water.
Santa comes but once a year. JESUS is an ever present help.
Santa fills your stockings with goodies. JESUS supplies all your needs.
Santa comes down your chimney uninvited. JESUS stands at your door and knocks, and...
“Today, I was standing in the checkout line in Walmart. A man behind me as on the...”
Why do we SHOUT when we are ANGRY?
iskywhiskyizzytizzy:
precarious-peace:
flapdoodle:iflutterby:followandreblog:happythings:mistikos: believemelove: snowflakeskiss:
One day, a professor asked his students ‘Why do we SHOUT instead of speak when we are ANGRY?’
All the students thought for a while. One answered ‘Because we lost our cool. That’s why we SHOUT.’
Asked the professor again, ‘But the person is just right next to you,...
“Today, I found out that 111,111,111 times 111,111,111 is 12345678987654321....”
Random fact
thinair:
adinism:
Its approximately 574 steps from Ang mo kio MRT station to my doorstep.
You… counted? (Y)
you counted?!