January 2011
31 posts
horoscope. 2011. →
fashioncrazy:
danonino:
sscouterr:
blkfsho:
paintyourfacewithblood:
theyrenotworthyourtears:
foxylouu:
amywearsafez:
oi-spaceman:imperiopotter:salazarslytherin:lordvoldie:katnisspotter:katniss-everdeen:cat-knees:imsanity:blue-cherry:xjustbreathebaby:
This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you’ll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning … and...
No, Mom. I go to Hogwarts.
Mom: So are you ready for school tomorrow?
Me: What? I don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Me: September 1st is when I start, Mom.
Mom: No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow.
Me: Why? The train doesn't leave until eleven.
Mom: What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your supplies?
Me: No. I have almost everything, but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?
Mom: I'm serious. Quit.
Me: Mom. I'm scared.
Mom: Oh, honey! Why?
Me: .... What if they put me in Slytherin?
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM.
